Captain's Log

"Irony ruined everything. I wish my movies could have played at drive-ins, but they never did, because of irony. Even the best exploitation movies were never meant to be `so bad they were good`. They were not made for the intelligentsia. They were made to be violent for real, or to be sexy for real. But now everybody has irony. Even horror films now are ironic. Everybody`s in on the joke now. Everybody`s hip. Nobody takes anything at face value anymore."
-John Waters

John Waters is one of The Three Gay Folks who could come up to me at any time and ask me to please be Gay and I'd have to say "Oaky, I'll be Gay now".