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I'm pretty sure somebody broke into our house last night and replaced my arms and legs with concrete cinder blocks. They also may have filled my head with half-cooked oatmeal and then sealed it tight, feels like it's expanding in there.

Why couldn't they have just taken all our stuff???

Date: 2013-05-24 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiskeyjack.livejournal.com
That same guy was here!

Date: 2013-05-24 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sasjhwa.livejournal.com
You are going to have a very hard time scraping the dried outmeal out of your head.

Date: 2013-05-26 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colloween.livejournal.com
"I'm pretty sure somebody broke into our house last night and" had me in an immediate panic.

oh, you....

when will I learn?

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