TONIGHT!

[captain_slinky]

Nothing but re-runs on TV, so it's time for a Crappy Movie! I have collected some of the finest $5-to-$10 DVD's available, each one worth AT LEAST what I paid for them! My choices tonight are:

-Hell Comes To Frog Town Starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper as the last man alive in an apocolyptic future full of sexy women and mutated frog-creatures.

-South Bronx Heroes With Mario Van Peebles, breakdancing, a ferret, and the best Street Punks that 1984 had to offer!

-The Punisher Starring Dolph Lundgren as the Marvel Comics vigilante... only without the cool skull on his shirt, the cool inner dialogue, and/or a cohesive plotline.

-Blood Fight With that guy who was the bad guy in "Enter The Dragon" and "Bloodsport", so you know there's gonna be a lot of slow-motion kicking!

-Ministry of Vengence Starring John Schneider as a pissed-off guy of some sort. Takes place some time after he lived in Hazzard County, but before he became Superman's dad.

...And of course, I've saved the BESTR for last...

-David Hasselhoff in "Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical" I think the title says it all!

Comments

And the Academy Award goes to Roddy Piper!

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

I must admit, I'm also torn: "Hell Comes to Frogtown" is a winner in the "Ouch, that hurt my soul" category, particularly it's sequels: "Frogtown II" and "The Toad Warrior", though they couldn't even get Piper for the sequels.

But David Hasselhoff doing "Jeckyl & Hyde" is such a frightening proposition, it just might be enough to edge out the top spot for terrifying cinema.

Re: And the Academy Award goes to Roddy Piper!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Not just Hasselhoff as Jeckyl & Hyde... but in a MUSICAL about Jeckyly & Hyde!

Re: And the Academy Award goes to Roddy Piper!

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

David Hasselhoff + Andrew Lloyd Webber = Scary fucking nightmare