TONIGHT!

Nothing but re-runs on TV, so it's time for a Crappy Movie! I have collected some of the finest $5-to-$10 DVD's available, each one worth AT LEAST what I paid for them! My choices tonight are:

-Hell Comes To Frog Town Starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper as the last man alive in an apocolyptic future full of sexy women and mutated frog-creatures.

-South Bronx Heroes With Mario Van Peebles, breakdancing, a ferret, and the best Street Punks that 1984 had to offer!

-The Punisher Starring Dolph Lundgren as the Marvel Comics vigilante... only without the cool skull on his shirt, the cool inner dialogue, and/or a cohesive plotline.

-Blood Fight With that guy who was the bad guy in "Enter The Dragon" and "Bloodsport", so you know there's gonna be a lot of slow-motion kicking!

-Ministry of Vengence Starring John Schneider as a pissed-off guy of some sort. Takes place some time after he lived in Hazzard County, but before he became Superman's dad.

...And of course, I've saved the BESTR for last...

-David Hasselhoff in "Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical" I think the title says it all!

Well POO!

So much for the "Movie Night" plans... tonight was the first episode of "The Amazing Race" on CBS. Any show that has Super Models, Gay Guys, Air Traffic Controllers, Christian virgins, and Clowns has GOT to be good!

So we watched. Our FAVORITE team so far is The Clowns (which is ironic, seeing as how I have an unnatural fear of those pasty-faced buffoons). Second favorite was the fat elderly couple, simply because they made such a good underdog. Then there's the team of these two people who have been dating for a long time... the girl is so sweet and innocent looking, yet she has the mouth of a drunken longshoreman! Ooh! And the "Bad Guys" are the Super Models! Blonde, skinny little bitches who think the world owes them something for being pretty. The complain about EVERYTHING.

The fat elderly couple got eliminated first :( Now I have to tune in next week!