Just can't wait any more

I'm tired of waiting for Bob Barker to die so I can whip out this prime piece of Comedy, so I'll just post it now. Please, when Bob Barker *does* die, just refer back to this post. Thanks!

"Bob Barker, perenial host of The Price Is Right, died today in his home town of Darrington, Washington. He was 89."

*HIGHER*!

"He was 92."

*HIGHER*!!!

"Uhm... I'll go with ONE YEAR, Bob."

I'm telling you, Comedy GOLD liek this needs to be printed as soon as I think of it! Wokka wokka wokka!!!!

The unmistakable odor that is... Le Slink du Capitain

On my lunch break I decided to go home and load the dishwasher. Down to our last spoon, using tuperware lids for plates... I figure it's about that time. Unfortunately, there was som Mystery Liquid in one of the bowls at the bottom of the stack, and as I was rushing this job, i sprayed myself with a liberal dose of the stuff.

Of course, I didn't notice the "Sour Cream 'n Ass" scent till I was in the car and well on my way to work. Lucky for me, I have that roll of Dollar Store Deoderant in the car for just such emergencies! So I took a Marine Corps Shower with the stuff, hoping to mask the horror.

Now I have this extremely uniue scent going on, kinda like a bar of Ivory Soap wrapped in cheese & baloney, then deep-fried and served on a bed of arugala.

I'm not sure, but I *think* I like it!