Jul. 26th, 2006

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"OK, look, you and I are meant to be together. So, let's go back to my room and discuss our love over a glass of Tang. Would you like a sammich with that? I love you. Let's practice making babies. A lot."

*stolen from the captions on pics from the SDCCI found at Comic Book Resource.com
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Okay this is just rediculous. I'm gonna have to WIPE my LJ interests page and restart from scratch. Some of the stuff listed in my interests? No idea how they got there.

Interest Refurbishment begins... soon.
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The Folks at HornyOyster.com (despite the name it IS work-safe) have inspired me to post the Top 5 TV Sit-Com Intros of All Time.

They did a fairly good job of it, but they only did 80's action shows.

Embedded videos of the Top Five Sit-Com Intros behind the cut )

Go ahead and feel free to post your own thoughts or tell me how terribly wrong I am... I can take it :)

Next time? TOP 5 SCI-FI TELEVISION INTROS.
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Breakfast: 7 Points
-Lean Cuisine Chicken Florentine, 5pts.
-2 Medium Oranges, 1pt. each.

Lunch: 9 Points
-Lean Pocket Supreme Pizza (Low-Carb Version), 4pts.
-Michelina's Lean Gourmet Five-Cheese Lasagna, 5pts.

Dinner: 16 Points
-To be determined! Probably Spaghetti unless my schmoopie comes up with something better. Must figure out the points for our spaghetti sauce and noodles! Other options would of course include the same old WW standby of chicken boobie, mashed taters, corn and gravy. That's ALWAYS a good choice, and it comes in at right around 15 points!
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So the call started out with the guy saying "I need to schedule for one of your technicians to come out and look at my internet". When I asked him why, he said "Oh just because..."

His third computer is in The Shop right now because he got a virus. He's pretty sure that there are viruses on his internet connection, and he wants a technician to come out and check it for him. And he KNOWS that there must be viruses on the connection, because all his OTHER computers got viruses, too!

He was SO convinced that this is how it works that there was no way to talk him out of it.

I... I'm just... I'm speechless! I wonder if he thinks our techs are actually exterminatos of som sort? Liek our tech, with grease and dirt smeared on his face and cover-alls will emerge from the bowels of his house's wiring with a cage full of little cartoony bugs and gremlins and say "Well looks like you were right, sir! Lookit all 'em bugs and viruses! It's a good thing you called us!"

So anywho, he of course ended the call by threatening to switch Internet Providers if we didn't send someone to his house to clean up all the viruses on his line so he could hook up a new computer. Because you know, Qwest doesn't have any viruses on THEIR internet.

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