Who Wants To Be A Superhero?

Finally got around to watching Stan Lee's "Who Wants To Be A Superhero" pilot episode and I gotta say that NOT ONLY was it so much better than I was dreading, but it's actually a REALLY GOOD REALITY SHOW! Lots of comic-style twists and misdirections (I can't beleiv that I didn't see the whole "Rotiart/Traitor" twist before it was too late) to make these folks realize that it's not just another reality show... they're really looking for a HERO!

Not only will i keep watching, but I'll probaly force friends and family to watch as well :)

Re-posted from the pages of hygher

Guess the Movie each quote is from. Extra point if you guess the character who says it.

1:Don't eat the car! Not the car! Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!

2:Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

3:If you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.

4: Why is it called a toaster when it produces no toast, but simply warm bread, and inserting it two times produces charcoal?

5:The truth is bro, life's about greasin' the do back, buddy, and weasin' on the buff-fest, man.

6:Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story.

7:I'm Richard the Lionheart. Pleased to meet you. No, wait a minute, I'm Charlemagne. No, I'm Saint John the Baptist!

8:Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.

9:You've been there for two weeks. I doubt every single person in Paris thinks you're an idiot.

10:Single White Male seeks commuter on train to share intimate secrets.

11: If you don't want to tell me exactly what you’re doing, when I’m asked, I don’t have to lie. But don't think of me as an idiot.

12: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.

13: If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.

14:You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

15: I hope this hasn't put you off of flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.

16: Why don't you just give me a paper cut and put some lemon juice in it?

17:300 years ago, my people only had to spend one day a week gathering food, and everybody ate like kings.

18:I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.

19:Speak for yourself. You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity.

20: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.