FORTY

Today is my Fortieth birthday - FINALLY old enough to buy lottery tickets, smokes, booze and porn WOO!!!

Guess I should head down to the post office and register for The Draft...

...And finally get my Driver's License...

...And get a few Prostate Exams.

Woke up to a Happy Birthday text from my Mommy, and Molly sleepily saying "Happy Birthday, Daddy", and came out to find that khristle had put up the Justice League Happy Birthday banner in the living room :)

I also received several dozen Happy Birthday "Wall Posts" on Facebook from various corporate entities. Awwww, thank you Swiffer Brand Disposable Wet-Dry Mops! I didn't think you'd have remembered!

Things To Do On Your Birthday Till People Show Up

As a stay-at-home Dad, I had from about 11am till 3pm for random running about and other shenanigans.

First of all, I went to Half Price Books and found THIS:



It's a Star Trek Deck Building Game, brand-new, sealed, for $20. Cheapest price on Amazon is $25, plus $10 shipping!

Then I went to Galaxy Hobby and looked at all the nifty sci-fi and figural model kits... I think I may need to go do that again :)

My Birthday Present!

It's a special nerdy Christmas Tree Skirt for my special nerdy Christmas Tree :) But as you can see, with just a bit of pinning and a few buttons, it could be the awesomest shirt in all of forever!!!