DISNEY INC. MUST BE STOPPED!!!

[captain_slinky]

I think it all started with "Beauty & The Beast's Enchanted Christmas". Soon after came "Aladin: The Return of Jafar". See, I'm okay with the "Dineyfication" of the classics. You want Quazimodo to have a beautiful voice and wacky animate gargoyles for friends? Go ahead. You want Cinderella to have a bunch of lovable talking vermin help her get to the ball? Go ahead. Wise-talking, skat-singing animals in The Jungle Book, a wacky-yet-wise cricket to be pinochio's constant sidekick instead of just being a two-sceene character, and terribley butchered cockney accents to Marry Poppins? I'm cool with that. But these SEQUELS HAVE TO STOP!!! Right now, Disney has sequels to Hunchback of Notredam, Peter Pan, and now CINDERELLA, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!

Good thing they had those olympic-class gymnastic parelell bars installed in Walt's grave... they must come in handy for all the flipping and turning in his grave that he must be doing.

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[opaleyes.livejournal.com]

Count me in, and while we're at it, let's put a stop to all of those AWFUL Land Before Time sequels. What is that? Making them musicals no less! No no NO! And what number are they on now? It's not the Land Before Time anymore. It's the land where people are wishing time would end so they could die and not have to live with these sequels anymore.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Didn't the last Land Before Time movie take place in 1920's depression-era New York?

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[opaleyes.livejournal.com]

Probably. Oy vey.