Not The Band

[captain_slinky]

So it's not my Lap band! i didn't screw things up! I can stop being full of self-hatred and start focusing on the mystery of WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!

Next stop is on Friday; They'll scan my tummy to see if it's my Gall Bladder!

Meanwhile, now that I know it's not my heart and not my Lap Band I feel that I can just get on with my life and deal with the pain, letting it build and making sure to let everybody know just how much of a self-sacrificing martyr I *truly* am :)

Comments

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Well, this way you can burst into tears randomly & not have to fall back on the old excuse that its the hormones....

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Hey, only sort of related... have you got your Half-a-cow yet? Because if this *is* a Gallbladder issue and they have to operate on me, I'll have a bunch of chicken and pork that I'll need to trade for Beef once I'm out. Who would have thought that Chicken and pork would be the BAD meats???

Chicken Bad?!?!?!?!?

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

That's just wrong.

*IF* we are first on the list, it'll be the week after Thanksgiving. If not, more like mid/late-December.

And, if that's the case, i'm guessing you're definitely in for next year's half cow?

Re: Chicken Bad?!?!?!?!?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Yup! Assuming I can come up with the cash via Ebay. C'mon, ECONOMY!!!

Re: Chicken Bad?!?!?!?!?

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

I'll just have to show up at your new house & do a "Green" makeover or something, so you can afford to save up the money before next December...

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

wait... that means

NO BACON!?!?!?!?!?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I'll be investing heavily in Bacon Salt this coming year...